You may be a Yankee if.......

1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
2. You think ketchup is SPICY!
3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
5. You don't know what a Moon Pie is.
6. You've EVER eaten cream of wheat.
7. You've seen scrapple.
8. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
9. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard.
10. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in New Hampshire.
11. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
12. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
13. You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head coach.
14. You call binoculars "opera glasses."
15. You've never been to a craft show.
16. You get upset when people on the subway talk to you.
17. You live where there IS a subway.
18. You can't do your laundry without quarters.
19. You buy your water in jugs.