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You've sat at the same desk for 4 years but worked for 3 different organizations. You get really excited about a 2% raise. You learn about your layoff on the news. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job. Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the developing countries' gross national products combined. It's dark when you drive to & from work. You see a good-looking person & know it's a visitor. Being sick is defined as ''can't walk'' or ''in the hospital''. You're already late on the work task you just got. You work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check. ''Vacation'' is something you roll over to next year. Your relatives & family describe your job as ''working with computers''. Your business cards are no longer correct just one month after you receive them. You have every ''Cup-A-Soup'' brand known to man in your desk drawer. You must fill in your own job performance evaluations & target goals because no one else really knows what you do anymore. Besides, the Human Resources Department was outsourced last month. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost your best jokes. You read this entire list & understood it.
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