The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys --

What IS haggis?
  1. Freeze-dried Haggis, the official haggis of NASA
  2. Haggis On a Stick
  3. Kentucky Fried Haggis, in extra-crispy or the Colonel Original secret recipe
  4. Stove-Slop Haggis, instead of potatoes
  5. Baaaaaa-B-Q, with peat &'s mesquite flavoring
  6. Mountain Ewe, totally refreshing carbonated haggis beverage. Do the Ewe!
  7. Cup o' Guts Instant Haggis
  8. Entrail Mix: Natural Snack
  9. Mix &'s Eat Cream of Sheep
  10. Wool-Whip Non-dairy dessert topping
  11. H.L.T.
  12. Moo Goo Gai Viscera
  13. Haggis Joy and Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a gut. Sometimes you don't....
  14. Bleaties Cereal, breakfast of Champions
  15. Shish ke Baaaaaaaab
  16. Ram-Burger Helper
  17. Chockful o' Guts Haggis Coffee: Gut to the last drop!
  18. Pedialights: Haggis for the wee bairn
  19. Two all-sheep haggis, special sauce, lettuce, cheese......
  20. Haggis Dazs: Premium Haggis Ice Cream


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