You Know You Are From Eastern North Carolina If......

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waitin' to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. ''Vacation'' means goin' through Rocky Mount on the way to Kings Dominion.
3. You've seen all the biggest bands...fifteen years after their last hit.
4. You measure distance in minutes.
5. ''Down South'' to you means Wilmington.
6. ''Deep South'' means Charleston.
7. You know a bunch of people who have hit a deer.
8. You know a few that have also hit a bear.
9. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
10. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
11. Your school classes were canceled because of a hurricane.
12. Your school classes were canceled because of hunting.
13. Your school classes were canceled because of a livestock show.
14. You've ridden the school bus for an hour...each way.
15. You've ever had to switch from ''Heat'' to ''A/C'' in the same day.
16. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
17. You end your sentences with a preposition, for example, "Where's my coat at?" & "What's that made out of?"
18. All the street festivals are named after a fruit, vegetable, or wild animal.
19. Priming was your first job...and you know what it means.
20. Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and comes with cole slaw on top.
21. You say catty-wampus, yunto, and ah-ite.
22. You put security lights on your house and your garage and leave both of them unlocked.
23. You think the four major food groups are beef, pork, cole slaw, and Jello salad with marshmallows, so you order the ''Combo Plate'' because it covers all of them.
24. When asked how your trip to any foreign, exotic place was you say, "It was different."
25. Hyde County is considered a foreign or exotic place.
26. You carry jumper cables in your car.
27. You know the following: Duke - Blue Devils, State - Wolf Pack, Carolina - Tarheels, ECU - Pirates.
28. You faithfully drink Pepsi or Mt. Dew everyday of your life.
29. You have your own secret BBQ sauce.
30. You think paying ten dollars is too much to get in the club.
31. If there are farm animals across the fence in your backyard.
32. You know what "cow tipping" is.
33. You show some NC friends this page 'cuz ya know it's true!